didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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