"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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