lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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