Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Can Purell be used as lube?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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