Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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