I can tuck mytits in my pants
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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