I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you will always have a special place in my vag
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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