there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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