So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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