i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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