# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
