I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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