no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
