Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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