Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
is it fun? or sober?
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