i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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