He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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