Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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