Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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