we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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