Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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