You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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