So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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