Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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