Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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