someone get that fucking seahorse.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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