I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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