YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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