As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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