she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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