Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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