My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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