Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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