So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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