Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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