I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
