I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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