I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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