So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i just google imaged poop.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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