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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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