But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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