Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
