i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
In America we eat man semen.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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