New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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