I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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