That's intense
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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