you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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