if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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