I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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