Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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