I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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