can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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