i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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