Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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