This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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